Dylan Roche does stand up for the first time at Helium Comedy Club.
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Michael Roche (my dad):
September 3rd, 2016
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Dylan your so funny !
Boy: i didnt always have a iphone
Audience: FuNny
Hahahaha nice….water
Half of the things the audience laughed at werenβt jokes.
for instance:
βI had a flip phoneβ
audience laughs
Wait that was a joke?
Dylan: βSo then I-β
Audience: βBAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARDLMAOOOβ
I canβt buy grandpa cigarettes
Croud: πππππ
Crowd sounds like the "crowd laughing" sound effect from reality TV showsπππ
Dylan: "I'm just sipping my water"
Audience: horrendous laughter
Dylan: tells an actual joke
Audience: small chuckle
14 yr old: my parents are almost 40 now
audience: funniest shit i've ever heard
So will we see more of him?
im happy that a young kid was willing to do stand up and had the actual balls and as i am a teenager and would love to try stand up at a open mic, but this has so many views and idk why i just didnt think it was that funny
This audiace is a little too easy
Wow he funny
Comedian: breathes
Audience: HYSTERICAL HAHAHAHAHA
You know grinds my gears Tim? lol
Loved his confidence but the audience needs to calm down my god
dylan: so basica…………..
audience: HAHAHAHAHAAH THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Dylan: * Literally drinks water *
Audience: WHEEEEEZE
At a funeral
Audience: HaHaHahahahahahaha
kid: teachers gossip and bully
laddy in the back: ThAt'S sAd
Future host of the tonight show
Why is the crowd filled with male and female jimmy fallons?
Boy: coughs
Audience: FuNnY
I have to wear have a bowling ball on my head because safety's a thing now
audience: omghahahahahahahahah safety is a thing now hahahahahahaha
My dog died
Audience : Laughs
Ahahaahahah: Tim:
Laugh: Drink water: dylan
Dylan:ok
– How much time do you need for your stand-up comedy?
– Around two and a half bottle of water.
I love how he's telling those Boomer jokes and you can see in his face that he himself is surprised they're laughing at them. I think there is none unther 30 in that crowd xD
Fake laughing????
What is wrong with you peopleβs auditory system????
Greg heffley?
Everybody in the crowd was about to faint
kid: just some water π
audience: HAHAHAHAH WOAH IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BRO
I thought this was going to be cringe but he was funny
Great kid hope he makes it
To me he just sounds like my nephew who just wants to go home and has that sense of humor that my parents will laugh so hard about, while I just understand the language he is speaking.
When I clicked on this and I saw that the guy introducing him had the same colour shirt on as the kid in the thumbnail I was really confused hahah (because I thought it was him lol)
no one:
not even tim:
dylan: βyOu KnOw WhAt gRiNdS mY gEaRs?!β
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