When I was like 11 years old, my friends and I somehow found this like midget housing development or something it was literally a bunch of little houses and midgets everywhere. They were not happy we were there and they, again literally, chased us out. This was back before kids had cell phones lol a flip phone cost hundreds of dollars back then 😂 so we couldn't even call for help.. we just ran for as long as we could and then eventually took an hour+ walk home.
For the record, I don't think they were going to attack us or anything.. they probably just figured we were up to no good and it was private property so.. like we were definitely the ones in the wrong, that's all I'm saying.
I do agree white kids rarely get their ass beat.. but Irish whites are a whole different story lmao my mom had a wooden beat spoon when my sisters were little, by the time I came (youngest of 5) she upgraded to a metal spoon with tiny little drain holes, that way the back of the spoon had the pokey side of the holes and then we'd walk around with embarrassingly huge welts with a little polka dot pattern on them 😂
Then again this was the early 90s, nowadays you get your kids taken away if you smack their hand away from something. Some people had to take "discipline" too far and like actually beat tf outta little kids and now it's like you can't know if it's the normal ass-whoopin or actual abuse. For the record.. I got beat as a kid, but certainly not abused. I always deserved it and it made me less of a little asshoIe.
Am I the only one that didn’t find this funny in 2020🤦🏽♀️🙄
Some of the things he's saying are too heavy
I'm from ksa but God he killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I saw this a while ago so happy I got recommend this
Bitch wtf what you making keys or something
Watching this high has me dying bro😭
Ya (Cockney ) English accent is spot on!
I cant believe I been sleeping in this dude. Bruh one of the BEST!!!!!!!
"You're chocolate, I'm peanut butter, we are Reese's Pieces!"
"Don't call me you. I am not you." 🤣🤣🤣
When I was like 11 years old, my friends and I somehow found this like midget housing development or something it was literally a bunch of little houses and midgets everywhere. They were not happy we were there and they, again literally, chased us out. This was back before kids had cell phones lol a flip phone cost hundreds of dollars back then 😂 so we couldn't even call for help.. we just ran for as long as we could and then eventually took an hour+ walk home.
For the record, I don't think they were going to attack us or anything.. they probably just figured we were up to no good and it was private property so.. like we were definitely the ones in the wrong, that's all I'm saying.
I do agree white kids rarely get their ass beat.. but Irish whites are a whole different story lmao my mom had a wooden beat spoon when my sisters were little, by the time I came (youngest of 5) she upgraded to a metal spoon with tiny little drain holes, that way the back of the spoon had the pokey side of the holes and then we'd walk around with embarrassingly huge welts with a little polka dot pattern on them 😂
Then again this was the early 90s, nowadays you get your kids taken away if you smack their hand away from something. Some people had to take "discipline" too far and like actually beat tf outta little kids and now it's like you can't know if it's the normal ass-whoopin or actual abuse. For the record.. I got beat as a kid, but certainly not abused. I always deserved it and it made me less of a little asshoIe.
This is probably my all time fav stand up show.. I've seen it so many times and it never gets old. Def top 3.
Yo! I just heard this from a Podcast, Cracked me up 😂🤣🤣🤣
One of the best SA comedians i ever heard
6/10
10:23 always kills me lmfaoooo
Ty
Comedy is sacrosanct. Leave it alone, sjw's. Good people inheritantly know when something said is done with nasty intent.
Underrated asfffff!!! Better than most comedians nowadays fr.
STILL Hilarious AF…. Lol.!!! 😹😹😹
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"Osama got me" lol
Now telling someone you should speak Englishin america is racist
Most underrated comedian 👌🏿🤣
2020 I'm still cracking up🤣🤣